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Isn't It Romantic

As we find ourselves drifting closer and closer to the dreaded Valentine's Day, I feel I should do more posts about it. Even though I hate it.

Stupid Valentine's Day.

But anyway, Here are some things you can do in preparation for this day

1. Read A Romance Novel.
this is basically a standard cover, which is still hilarious

Sure they're trashy and usually smutty beyond belief and possibly even extremely chauvanistic, but the point is they're usually hella romantic and leave middle aged women feeling all gushy and happy. Or something...I'm really not sure

2. Watch A Romantic Movie
Something like Love Actually, or 10 Things I hate about you, or another one. Basically any movie that makes you hate every male in your life and daydream of being taken away to a magical love-ridden world. My favourite is definently Love Actually, especially Rowan Atkinson's role where he does whatever he wants to help or hinder people.

3. Makeover!

Nothing like a makeover to change how you percieve yourself. Maybe just buy some sexy underwear or an UBER push up bra, if you're being money savvy. Or you could go the whole hog, haircut, hair colour, new clothes, facial etc etc etc etc. I like buying new makeup, always makes me feel new and pretty again.

4. Lady Date

In case you're like me and a bit manless, get together with other single friends and have a lady date, with ice cream and chocolate and crying and all the things above. Guaranteed to be more fun than going on an awkward date with someone you just met. Unless you're into that. Whatever.


And that concludes my Valentine's Day post for today, expect another post later in relation to something else, probably things I want to buy

Au Revior
T.

lazy lazy lazy

A thousand apologises for my laziness. I have no excuses. Lets just get straight into what are the haps.

Its totally valentines day soon! How exciting! I've never really done anything romantic on Valentine's Day before, last year I went on my first V-Day date. It was super dooper awkward and I didn't see him again...but I still like Valentine's day.

Fred Flare - $11
I've always wanted heart shaped glasses. I think I've tried them on before and they didn't suit my face, but I find them so darn cute that I just can't resist them

Fred Flare Retro Cards - $8
one word - N'awwwww

Fred Flare

Plasticland Cake Pan - $21
Probably only bring this one out if you've been dating more than an hour...that would be creepy. Its so darling though.

Plasticland

Other things I find romantic: Claddagh rings, swans, roses and a thousand other cliches.

And any of these dresses would be cute on a Valentine's Day date which is always a picnic in my mind.The latter is from one of my favourite brands, SOMETHING ELSE.


That's really all I have to say at the moment. Talk to you soon, if not, all Australians have a good Australia Day, I'm looking forward to having a HUGE BBQ.

Au Revior