Moustaches

Its almost Movember! Get growing those moustaches! Female? No problem with these assorted moustache related products available

Hand embroidered onto colourful bandanas, these moustachs come in Blonde Brown and Black and can be found here

Perhaps you'd rather a mug with your favourite 'stache on? for 11.95pounds (my keyboard doesnt have that symbol, and looking is hardddd) you can enjoy one of the three mugs available. Each mug has two moustaches painted on, and are frightfully amusing
can be found herePretty much sells itself
Not sure if they're actually available....